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Flat

Commonly used to describe a girl with the tits of a 10 year old annorexic male. Can be referenced to as an acronym, meaning "Forever Lacking Any Titties".
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!

Alternatively, with the acronym in place...

Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T

(The first instance is much more commonly used)
by E.M.V.J.J December 19, 2017
mugGet the Flatmug.

Flat Tire

When a girl sucks you but she catches you with her teeth so deep that your penis loses all stiffness.
Dang, she gave me a Flat tire after dinner, it hurts!!
by The_DestroyerXP March 9, 2018
mugGet the Flat Tiremug.

Flat pack smack

When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.
Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<
by Step lupid July 11, 2023
mugGet the Flat pack smackmug.

Flat

I am very thicc unlike Noor who is very very very very VEEERY flat
by God_real tho July 3, 2019
mugGet the Flatmug.

flat free

When you're a baller and all of the women in your lineup have a bra size of C or bigger. You're flat free at that point.
Yo my boy, I heard you're single again and all your numbers are flat free.
by bored321 January 3, 2017
mugGet the flat freemug.

Flat earther

Globehead: flat earthers are dumb
Flat earther: calls police
by Nonweeb November 11, 2024
mugGet the Flat earthermug.

flat

i am flat that’s why i cant get a boyfriend
i’m flat
by bejenwbejwjw November 24, 2019
mugGet the flatmug.

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