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Dads house

The few days you can’t do anything
Friend: hey wanna hangout

Me: can’t I’m at my dads house
by Nothings available January 19, 2022
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Fury's Dad

A person who owns his son 40k of child support
Fury's dad is a urban legend
by KKK member who shits on others October 12, 2017
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Dad throat

The sensation that you have something in your throat but can't clear it. Causing you to repeatedly clear your throats ever 30-90 seconds for several hours. Thus name because everyone's father does this and you are slowly turning into him.
I feel like I have something in my throat *HARRUUMMMMMM* but I can't get *HARUMMMMMMMM* it out.

Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.
by Hybridpain March 4, 2019
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Jacob’s Dad

A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.

Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.

He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
“I’d probably have to go Jacob’s Dad since he’s the most naked”
by MantleLikesKids January 4, 2023
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Jonah’s dad

The father of Jonah everyone thinks is incredibly sexy and very breedable. Everyone wants a chance to get with Jonah’s dad.
Friend #1, “hey, what’re you doing later?”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”
by DadLover69420 August 1, 2022
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dad dash

Verb: when a dad makes a mad naked dash from the bathroom to the bedroom hoping nobody sees him, but in end not caring if they do.
I'm definitely going to need some therapy after witnessing that dad dash.
by yinzer84 April 22, 2019
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carl's dad

Look at how flabby he is he's a Carl's dad
by Hsdhsyusu April 13, 2017
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