Van-Tard

The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.

Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard

by 1upChuka July 7, 2009

Prosti-tard

#1:An individual, who though not actually mentally handicapped, acts out in a manner usually reserved for sextrade workers and the mentally ill. This often occurs after the use of drugs or alcohol, in individuals who otherwise display good judgement or class.
#2: An actual sextrade worker who is incompetent or forgets to bill correctly. (this is does not include pro-bono work).

#1: No "guy" she doesn't usually flag down passing truckers for rides, she just acts like a prosti-tard when she's been drinking.

#2: She's not in love "dude" the prosti-tard just forgot to ask you for money.

by Sgt Wonder February 20, 2011

pre-tard

it's that state of being RIGHT before you go full retard.....

While he was watching the ball game, little did George know that he was pre-tarded. He only realized AFTER he was hit in the head with the ball that things would never be the same.......

by Quills13 September 7, 2013

gacha tard

An term to describe kids who make $exual or cringy stuff with gacha life, club, verse, heck even studio

“Video named selling pets”
“Look a gacha tard!”

by AnotherWasteOfSpace May 24, 2021

H-Tard

abrevieation of a Holi-Tard

"hey bro, your cuz is an H-Tard he don't even deserve for me to call him a 'Holi-Tard' he was dissen Rudolpg and The man in the big red suit with the white beard you know like zztops' dudes' beards A"

by grzly December 23, 2009

tard bean

having the characteristics of a retarded person. used as public critcism of a stupid or illogical act

(After a person trips over their own feet)
Way to go tard bean!

by Zachary Meek October 13, 2005

Jit-tarded

if you are A) acting a fool, super hyper and being crazy, B) Cursing like a sailor in an affectionate manner or C) Being randomly perverted in a way that makes really no sense then you are being Jit-tarded

"Oh my god, you are being seriously Jit-tarded!"

or,

"Wow, that is so Jit-tarded"

by JittyTheKitty January 29, 2012