Tard Botch

Retarded Bitch

Man, that chick is such a Tard Botch!

by Stella Ella Ella Eh Eh October 6, 2008

Sleepy Tards

That feeling you get from lack of sleep for an extended period of time, that makes everything you say stupid and everything you hear hilarious.

"I've been up for 24 hours and I think the sleepy tards are setting in, because my brain isn't functioning properly."

by jdwiggs July 3, 2014

rum tard

Low level dirt butt. Usually thinks they are a gangster or drug dealer. But only drugs they have Is from carpet farming their friends house. A rumtard will steal your shit and help u look for after he gets done humping your girlfriend.

Someone stole my phone battery I bet it was that rum Tard Scott.

by caveDonkey November 19, 2016

kard-tard

Any of the dysfunctional Kardashian clan.

A contraction of Kardashian retard.

Kanye for President? That would make Kim the First Lady, and all the other Kard-tards would become official royal First Flunkies.
Man, I gotta find a new country...

by 2TD October 15, 2015

pre-tard

it's that state of being RIGHT before you go full retard.....

While he was watching the ball game, little did George know that he was pre-tarded. He only realized AFTER he was hit in the head with the ball that things would never be the same.......

by Quills13 September 7, 2013

Jit-tarded

if you are A) acting a fool, super hyper and being crazy, B) Cursing like a sailor in an affectionate manner or C) Being randomly perverted in a way that makes really no sense then you are being Jit-tarded

"Oh my god, you are being seriously Jit-tarded!"

or,

"Wow, that is so Jit-tarded"

by JittyTheKitty January 29, 2012

Boa Tarde

Portuguese greeting for Good Afternoon.

Boa Tarde pessoal!
Good afternoon everyone!

by maxvp January 15, 2012