Lead Sled

A big old heavy car that handles like a boat and may or may not go fast in a straight line

This old lead sled may be fast in a drag race, but if you think you can take that winding mountain pass at any speed in it, you're crazy

by AmyIsGay December 8, 2024

Spee sped

a weird moron

he's a Spee sped

by thecaveofsecrets January 16, 2025

Turd Sled

When you lay toilet paper in the bottom of the toilet so that your poop lands on the toilet paper in order to avoid poop smear stuck on the toilet

Before I went poop, I set up a turd sled. It saves time so I don’t have to clean the toilet bowl

by Darkmuff March 24, 2025

Scarlet Sled Team

A slang term for two or more people who've both earned "red wings" (performed oral sex during menstruation) with the same partner- essentially Eskimo brothers by way of period-based hookup.

Dude, I just realized me and Jake are on the Scarlet Sled Team after that party...awkward.

by le_egavas September 7, 2025

Licking a sled

A bonehead move that you knew wasn't going to turn out well, but which you did anyway.

Dude, why did I think a night of tequila shots before the final exam was a good idea? I totally should have known I was licking a sled.

by phrase_minter September 13, 2010

The Red Sled

A sexual act where a female is on her period and a male removes her tampon and proceeds to place the tampon in her butthole, then begins sexual intercourse.

I gave your mom the red sled last night man it was awesome.

by steelpat September 19, 2014

primal ground beef sledge

When you gape an asshole and as shit starts to come out you fuck her in the ass.

The bed was covered in what looked like ground beef after I fucked her ass while she shit. Classic primal ground beef sledge.

by Wallacé December 4, 2016