Slanker

The biggest douchebag you’ll ever meet. He has a micro penis and drive a 2018 mustang.

Yo that kid Nigel is such a slanker!

by Coolk1807 August 30, 2019

Spank Bank

A Sperm Bank

She went to the spank bank to have a child.

by CowboyBeaux March 12, 2009

spanking the angry monkey

another term used to say matursbate.

"I just got done spanking the angry monkey."

by freshswagg February 27, 2010

Spankin' it

When you have not popped your cherry and your fishing from the park.

Stu-Harrison have you popped your cherry?
Harrison-no
Stu-Harrison your spankin' it!

by James Bohn April 29, 2011

Slank

Someone who makes rules as they go along also sore loser.

Jimmy is a slank, he couldn't stand losing.

by Callaway9i December 19, 2013

Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018

Actual Tank and Spank

1. To take a less than attractive girl home with you to engage in sex that the male dominates and to force her to leave early in the morning. 2. The last resort booty call.

That bitch is going to get the actual tank and spank tonight and i'm going to be tanking and spanking all night.

by Oasndeq April 3, 2010