Salmon Panties

Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.

Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.

Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".

Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"

by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012

Salmon Panty

the unfortunate circumstance of a woman's underwear smelling of fish

Girl, you've got some serious salmon panty goin' on over there. Go take a shower or somethin'.

by Skankbone November 26, 2013

Solo Uitzicht

Als een knappe meid ergens rond loopt noem je dat solo uitzicht.
Je hebt ook duo uitzicht, dan lopen er twee meiden rond.

Hee gast, zie je die solo uitzicht!!

Ja man, zij is echt knap!

by Thewordbreaker June 20, 2014

Salmon handler

The art of venturing into the nether regions of a woman. Aka fingering the pussy.

I am now a licensed salmon handler.

by E.L.James October 19, 2015

slomophobic

The fear of being filmed in slow motion, which can hold embarrassing facial expressions and poses too long on screen.

"Make sure Jessica doesnt see the footage. She's slomophobic and hates seeing herself played back at half speed."

by Wazzathebro January 26, 2016

Solo

Short for South London

Leena: You want to meet up in Oxford Circus for a drink?

Troy: Nah, I think I'm going to stay in Solo tonight

by Da Fish April 14, 2016

Salmon Sac

A used condom full of semen that is left inside the vagina after pulling out.

Ted didn't want his mom to find a used condom in his trash can, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.

by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss October 12, 2016