gone in 60 seconds

Premature ejaculation.

Larry: How was your date with Sally last night?

Joe: Unfortunately, I played the leading role from my favorite movie Gone in 60 Seconds.

Larry: Ahh, That's too bad. Want another beer?

by uOFuMJ May 15, 2007

sloppy seconds

Pussy that's been humped less than 12 hrs before you get it.

I'm always getting sloppy seconds from my wife.

by know the toe September 19, 2003

Second-hand Cock

The recipient of second-hand cock receives a kiss from a person who has just given a blow job.

situational: Your girlfriend is going down on you and her dad comes home. she goes and gives him a kiss and thus he is the recipient of second-hand cock.

usage: My girlfriend gave her dad some second hand cock when he got home.

by Jarom Ikari March 7, 2004

second base

1) The second of four bases (including home plate) in the game of baseball.
2) Many argue the status of this base in terms of sexual engagement. Some believe it is intense feeling, while others believe it is a handjob/ fingering. Take your pick.

1) Johnson reached second after pounding a double up the middle. He gave a two finger salute to the crowd, acknowledging his 300th hit.
2) Johnson reached second with his two finger salute pounding up the middle.

by MastePlan May 17, 2004

second cousin

If a resident of the deep south, please see wife. Otherwise, somebody you'll probably rarely meet.

Uneducated southerner: I jes' married mah secind cusin!

Everybody else: I can't come to the party. I gotta go to my second cousin's funeral, even though I never knew him.

by mikm June 6, 2005

second base

fist base: kissing, french kissing, open mouth
second base: feeling up, touching breasts/ nipples, shirt off, touching penis
SHORT STOP: fingering, hand job
third base: blow job, eating out, tossed salad
home: duh, sex

ha ha i accidentally got to second base the other day didn't even realize my hand was there!!

by flowerlife March 16, 2008

Second tier player

Term used to describe any sportstar who is not in form or of top standard. These players have a weak following of numptys who no nothing of the certain sport and everything about erectile disfunctions. For example the man who says "No! Keiran Richardson is not a second tier player" is a) a knob jockey and b) has erectile disfunction.

Here is a list of second tier players; Jermaine Jenas (football/soccer), Stuart Abbott (Rugby Union), Darren Clarke (golf), Pedro de la Rosa (F1) and many more

Dwayne: "You know Dave, that charlton F.C. squad is just a load of Second tier players!"
Dave: "Yea, rarely have i seen a more Second tier team! It now only needs an average second tier player; Phil Neville"

by Jeffrey Douglas September 4, 2006