Sasha

Sasha is a free spirit. She's the girl one could easily fall in love with if not careful. She has one crazy, defining feature that everyone knows her by. She's the nicest person you'll ever meet Sasha never gets mad unless she has a reason. She always remembers that everyone has a story and everyone has gone through something that has changed them. Sasha is a dreamer, she's Passionate and fierce and never gives up. She's is social a social butterfly, however she keeps her secrets hidden away and tries to focus on happiness, she won't bring them up unless you ask. She's the girl who goes above and beyond for people, even when they do nothing in return, however, she doesn't chase love, affection, or attention, she knows if it's not given freely by another person it is not worth having. She loves making people feel happy and she'll love you for who you are but she tries not to fall in love, she'll distance herself from someone if she finds herself in such a predicament, if you have a Sasha hold on to her and if she falls in love don't let her slip away. She loves to dance although you'll rarely see her do so, her Hippie way of life is inspiring and encouraging. There isn't someone more passionate about life than Sasha.

Person1: What should we do today?
Person 2: Lets lay in the grass and count every beautiful thing we see.
Person 1: You're such a Sasha.

by InDetail June 1, 2014

sausage roll

A popular pastry dish. It is a sausage wrapped in pastry. Comparable to the larger, vegatable and beef filled cornish pasty

I had a sausage roll for tea

My cornish pasty owns the fuck out of your lame ass n00b sausage roll

by We-kill-suckers July 31, 2006

Dirty Sasha

When a person sticks their big toe up their left nostril, and sneezes while clenching a lemon up their butt.

Hey man, that chick is kinky; she often partakes in a dirty Sasha.

by 33.Taz May 24, 2017

Sausage Merchant

Slang/derogatory term for a male prostitute.

Tyrone got busted working the streets as a sausage merchant.

by Jesse502 May 8, 2008

sausage chic

What could normally be considered fashionable clothes that do not actually fit. Usually 2-4 sizes too small. The result of deluding oneself that you can still fit into the clothes that you bought 5-10 years ago.

The intern says that her clothes don't fit because she recently gained 20 pounds. I think it's a case of sausage chic.

by isitinyourcube October 11, 2009

Sausage Scale

The sausage scale is the scale you must look at when defining if an event is a sausage even.

A sausage event occurs when the

male population > female population

If the male population represents:

=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage

The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)

GUY #1: Dude, should I got to this event?
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.

by LOLUMAD999 March 29, 2010

Sausage Castle

Mike Busey from the popular t.v. show/movie Jackass has a "home" in Florida. Out in the middle of no where this house is probably the weirdest house you will ever encounter. (worse than any strip club) Outside there is a giant stage in which artists such as Machine Gun Kelly (MGK) have performed at. Also a bar and a swimming pool. The first thing you may notice about the house is the decor on the outside. Its got skulls and looks like something out of a horror movie. The inside is very nicely decorated with sex swings and large screen t.v's with porn on them constantly. On the walls is naked girls with holes cut out so you can stick things inside there (use your imagination) In the bathrooms are cameras constantly filming people in there. (R. Kelly style) In the kitchen is naked pictures of all the girls that have had intercourse in the house and of course bras on the ceiling. The bedrooms aka sex chambers are extremely clean and very welcoming (just kidding)

Eric wants to go back to the sausage castle.
The Disney Cast member party bus got the sausage castle ratted last night.
I got the clap at the sausage castle.
I got ruffed at the sausage castle.

by ericandmandy May 20, 2013