Inspired by "The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, Son of Arathorn" by Cassandra Claire.
At the end of each day, Aragorn declares his status. Usually its "Still not King".
In real life it means "not yet, but definitely soon".
At the end of each day, Aragorn declares his status. Usually its "Still not King".
In real life it means "not yet, but definitely soon".
by kvazar October 16, 2009
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