Singles

An occasion or event at which good times are had.

Question: "Hey did you have a good time at the gay video dance bar last night?"

Answer: "Yeah it was totally singles...Mike and Steve were up dancing on the bar again."

by Gavin S May 2, 2008

seeing eye single

A soft round ball that finds its way between infielders for a base hit.

Kevin Youkilis hit the ball to the left side of the infield out of reach of both the third baseman and shortstop for a seeing eye single.

by StevenX May 17, 2006

single and ready to mingle

Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.

Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".

by QuacksO December 19, 2019

Signal Mountain Tn

best mountain ever ! its on top of a large mountain 30 - 45 mintues from Cleveland, Tn . There is only 1 grocery store, and one middle/ high school called Signal Mountain Middle High . A lot of loud Northerns are drawn to this mountain, so beware. Softball is not very popular so they have to drive either 45 minutes to Cleveland or 45 to Rossville Georgia. Also this is where the sexiest people in town live.

Hey your sexy . Do you live on Signal Mountian Tn ?

Man we have to drive 45 mintues to get to softball practice . Why ? Cause we live on Signal Mountain Tn .

by carlybrice14 April 27, 2011

Geographical Single

A person whose significant other is in another country. Normally used in relation to those serving in the military and those married to someone serving in the military.

EX 1*-Person A: "She's hot!! Is she single?"

Person B: "Naw man. She's a geographical single, though."

EX 2*-Person A:"Hey, long time no see! Cute kids!Are you married now?"

Person B:"Eh, I'm a geographical single mom."

by Daisy Buchanon September 28, 2008

Singledom

being single for too damn long!

Ay, that one girl can't be happy with her singledom; I mean she hasn't been on a date in 3 years!

by thatchick14 November 24, 2010

Single

any person named matthew ever is single

any man named matthew is forever single

by just your average human November 19, 2019