Shide

An emotion that's equal parts pride and shame

I felt a tinge of shide after eating so much at the buffet.

by maxheilbron July 9, 2009

dick shield

A condom, rubber johnny, propylactic.

"I put a shield on my dick
To protect me from that HIV shit"
- Notorious B.I.G.

A dick shield, hence.

by Charlesm12345678 November 15, 2007

Geek Shiek

Someone who looks smart and is smart (usually specializing in the computer area; building, fixing computers, making websites, etc) but wears high class clothing.

"Lyndon is so GEEK SHIEK wearing those prada glasses, burberry scarf, dressy black pea coat and nice pants - and he fixes computers!"

by ~KMH~ March 5, 2010

human shield

some who is not a american redneck retard ,someone who stands up for the rights when they are oppressed and who belives in wht they are fighting for other than a homophobic war mongering piece of shit

look at the human shield stopping the russian tanks in hungary

by freedom fighter January 25, 2005

Shitercake

Its when you get drakedogged to the max

drakedogged - when someone is fooled into believing something

"Dude Barberio just drakedogged us"
"Damn you just got shitercake(d) on"

by Gadorax November 4, 2008

Shitecule

1. The aromatic, organic particle emitted en mass from flatulence and/or waste receptacles that causes a revulsive reaction from the human occupants of a room.

2. When someone or something shits themselves and interrupts the current merrymaking (usually resulting in five minutes of uproarious humor or several minutes of uncomfortable shifting about).

Ex. Uh?...EWW! Dude, Wazzat YOU! OH My GOD!
What the F**k did you eat?!? You could choke a heyena. I think I got a shitecule in my eye!

Ex. Uh, well, uh...Yes, well...Is, is there, well uh...

by Rokgoblin March 10, 2009

Shiterature

A piece of horrible literature.

If one writes a bad book, the ending is the only thing that will salvage this godforsaken piece of shiterature.

by yourmaker January 5, 2010