secret squirrel

The voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree.

I played secret squirrel and watched Joe bang Jackie last night through his bedroom window.

by tacram99 July 20, 2008

secret squirrel

A personal idiosyncrasy or quirk.

A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.

Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.

by Chrissisyphus January 9, 2009

secret garden

a term used for any unwanted hair on a female, particularily arm pit hair.

Ashley V. almost yaked when she saw the secret gardens in that chicks pits!

by Rylan S. March 30, 2005

puerto rican secret

Very similar to a "donkey punch" except when you are about to ejaculate you pull out of the womans anus and punch her in the kidney. This causes her to defaecate all over the bed.

Oh man i gave Jane the Puerto Rican secret last night and then we both had to sleep on the couch because the bed was all covered in shit.

by Anchorage November 9, 2007

secret war

Sex acts; refers to the sounds of sex as heard from another room.

" Sounds like Bob and Sheila next door are having a secret war again."

by Heather Witherden December 9, 2008

Secret Flying T-Rex

A sexual act where the women is hoisted in the air using a system of pulleys that also pin the upper part of her arms to her body.

Also, it can refer to any secretive or sensitive information.

I totally gave that chick the secret flying t-rex last night.

Kyle, has quite a few secret flying t-rexes in his closet.

by berychance January 17, 2011

secret santas

Surprising large breasts that aren't detected until unwrapped.

I can't really tell what's going on under Susan's puffy blouse. You think she's got some Secret Santas?

by coffeecakes May 13, 2015