real madrid

1a club that makes the most amount of money in the world by:

a. Buying glamourous players. If u r not glamourous u get sacked, eg. great great coach del bosque.
b. Using glamour to increase fans around the world who buy their shirts and merchandise.

2. A club that where players dont play for their team and are famous for their ego issues.

3. A club known to destroy great players. Eg nisterooy, beckham, kaka etc.

4. a club that can pride itself being the second best team in spain ever since the death of their dictator franscesco.

5. the club whose most fans are bandwagoners. All the players they have heard of are or were in real madrid. Eg. Zidane, kaka, ronaldo-the fat one, ronaldo-the diver, carlos, beckham, nisterooy, owen etc.

A: do u watch football?
B: yeah i do...i love real madrid.
A: why??
B: its like watching sports entertainment like wwe where there is glamour, ego clashes and playacting... And i love watching ronaldo cry when messi scores.

by blazeofglory June 24, 2011

Real Suicide shot

The real way to do a suicide shot. For the ultimate hardcore alcoholics and drug addicts. Pull out your cocaine, and make a nice tidy line. Pour your self a shot of petrol, and have your wasabi ready for eye destruction. Snort the coke, wasabi in the eye and the shot of petrol. Great way to start your Monday morning.

Dude, he's so hardcore he took a real suicide shot, and is now high, drunk and blind!

by jimmyg_bauhaus February 9, 2013

Real News

A state sanctioned News Source. A News source that is an political organ of the state. A News Source that is friendly to the state. The American equivalent to Russia's Pravda, a state-run news source whose name means "the truth".

FOX News is the only News I listen to, it's Real News

by Insanity Claus April 10, 2019

real world

a place where some people live and worry because they don't have enough money.

Sharon Turner lives in the real world now that she's left her rich husband.

by bread infection December 30, 2005

real time

In person instead of online

I've been cybering Jane for days, instead we could have been bumping uglies in real time.

by Frisco Stories October 13, 2008

Real Chance of Love

Another VH1 reality series, staring two brothers and I love New york rejects trying to find love by dating 10 women at once. In the end one doesnt pick any girl at all and the other picks a whimp

"Hey did you watch Real Chance of Love last night?"
"Nah man, I have a life"

by Anonymousbutfamous January 12, 2009

Real Kiss

oped mouthed kissing, french kissing, useing tongue

Emma has only kissed her boyfriend on the lips for 3 seconds, but her boyfriend wants a "real kiss" from her.

by Els23 February 21, 2012