I’m single and I’m ready to mingle

Something someone might say when they are single and are going to masturbate and/or have sex for the first time

I just got a match on Tinder!

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle!

by RandomJack69 December 19, 2018

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rehabliterate

To rehabilitate someone or something through obliteration.Self sacrifice for the greater good.

In the end of the movie I am Legend, Will Smith is rehabliterated. He chooses to die, so mankind can live.

by Matt -Triple M April 10, 2008

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Rehad • reading • read • rehab • rehaan • READY • read a book • reader • Reading, PA • Reader's Block

Most people look at the back of a book and read the blurb to get an idea of whether they want to read the whole thing.

The act of checking out a chick's booty, or 'reading the blurb', is a very similar concept. Of course 'the blurb' isn't everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.

"Damn did you read the blurb on that chick?! I would love to flick through her pages!"

"Have you read many books recently dude? Nah man, I've been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know"

by King Of The Blurbs October 18, 2011

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Readies

In the drug culture, readies is a drug dealing referral, claiming the person with "readies" has divided up a brick of cocaine or some other type of narcotic into grams or something similar and now has a bag or rucksack full of "readies" to either consume or distribute. Usually both.

"I'm running low on readies. "

"Got a sack full of readies in the whip. Really gotta dodge these Jakes."

by Master Andrew October 26, 2018

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