Queef Kernel

chunky, blood clot byproducts of a queef during a woman's menstrual period.

Dude, I thought Carman's period was over and we banged doggy style... but then I got splattered by queef kernels when I pulled out.

by Buck Mann April 28, 2011

Queefarer

Queefarer n.

A fellow who enjoys riding in on a vaginal fart. A portmanteau word from queef n. and (sea)farer n.

That Derek loves those pussy farts. He's a dedicated queefarer you know.

by Doctor Jonsun August 6, 2011

Queef Huffing

An act in which one person, usually a teenage male, will shove their nose into the vagina of a pregnant woman, usually a milf, and sniff or huff her queefs. This is an incredibly horrifying sex act.

"Dude, isn't that so fucked up that that sicko was queef huffing with his own mom last night?"

by kingofpenisandlvl80paladin April 18, 2012

Quaaf

The noise made by the expulsion of air from between rolls of fat. Related to queef.
Quaaf(ed)

Laquisha was passed out - It took a lot of tequila to bring the big girl down. She was laying there on the floor and when he rolled her over she quaafed so hard it almost scared him sober.

by AndyPants550 July 2, 2014

queef water

queef water is when you are fucking and then the sex ketchup (period blood) squirts out in a fart all over your asshole

We were having sex and then bang I queef waterd

by Bigwhitesexslave August 17, 2017

Queef Juice

The juice that gets discharged when a woman has Gonorrhoea queefs. Similar to squirt but green in colour.

Hey bro, i was banging shirley the other day and my helm got covered in queef juice, that shit was rad
holy fuck man, niggas out here really getting queef juice on their meat

by Sad Boy Jenkins September 2, 2018

Queef capture

When you roll up to her crib and bottle her queef and leave as fast as you can

I queef captured her then went zoomin

by Ticklin your butt June 17, 2020