proctalgia

medical way of saying PITA.

pretty self explanatory.

by incognito February 20, 2005

proctogenarian

an 80 year old ass-hole

"Look at this idiot, he's driving in both lanes!"
"What do you expect, he's a proctogenarian"

by Tim Johnides July 16, 2008

procake

Noun: The opposite of a nubcake

You need a pretty procake computer to run that!

by jkfasjkl February 22, 2009

procrapstinate

To avoid pooping until later. Often done when playing video games, in a public place, or on a first date.

Randolph: How was your date with Cindy?

Thomas: Not good. I had to procrapstinate all day at the park. I told her I was sweating because I was hot.

by Gnarwall April 19, 2011

Process

To chew food and enjoy it, without swallowing it as to not consume it's caloric value.

Natalie processed a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts in 30 seconds, on national donut day.

by Jjccquiroz June 3, 2016

Package Procrastinating

Going out of your house to do anything else but wait for your long awaited package

"I have been waiting for my COD 4 Package to arrive today, but I had no patience to wait at home, so I went Package Procrastinating to the mall"

by YoYoYan December 2, 2011

procrastinate

To drag one's ass in such a pathetic manner as to ensure one's place in life as a complete loser.

Courtney had a lot of potential, but because she would procrastinate, she now lives in a cardboard box on the street.

by MiraRen July 30, 2008