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twilight pounding

Mlp porn is best porn to get hard to and fuck all 28 of your girls in one night just to be satisfied
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pounding ex

After you get a divorce from your ex wife/ex hubby but you still need that pussy or cock action.
Yo homie...I am gonna swing by the old hags house and so some pounding ex before I go home!
Yo buddy...be careful. I hear your ex has been getting tag teamed by the neighbors.
by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018
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pounding the flounder

For one to have intercourse with a third-wheel.
John should have a sweet night, said he'd even have a go at pounding the flounder! Prim 👌
by TheFlameBurnsWickr September 1, 2016
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98 pound weakling

Someone always claiming to be hungry, and underprivileged.
Of course the 98 pound weakling is going to say that he/she is hungry. It's an excellent defense mechanism, especially if it's one of the many defense mechanisms/tricks that he/she has used for his/her entire life.
by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021
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dick pounding

smashing a dick using something hard like a hammer or another dick till it's flat
yesterday my girlfriend gave me a dick pounding when I told her that I'm cheating on her
by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017
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Pound His Jimmies

A midwestern expression commonly employed by particularly sexually aggressive, domineering women who seek to engage in copulation with a male counterpart.

See also: Pound a Jimmy, pound Jimmy, Pound his jimmies, no Jimmy left unpounded.
See that guy over there with the gold glasses? You better bet i'm gonna pound his Jimmies tonight.
by Gigi VT May 2, 2019
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London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!
Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.
by London Pound Cake August 2, 2022
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