Post Malowen

A cool kid named Owen who looks like Post Malone, who doesn't brush his teeth like Post Malone and looks like high all the time.

Friend: Bro that guy Owen looks like Post Malone
Me: Bro lets call him Post Malowen

by Post Malowen October 30, 2018

post-swaggerness

the feeling you get after going on a shopping spree

I felt very post-swaggerness after i left the American Eagle.

by lonerebel214 November 17, 2011

post it punch

Is a game played when their is a mass quantity of post-it's at disposal. The game rules are you can punch any one who as a post it on their body. The second rule is , you can only punch the section of the body the post its on.

man 1: "whyd you just put that post it on me"
* gets punched*
man 2 : " POST IT PUNCH!"

by Hdj February 19, 2008

Post-Thug

A Post-Thug is someone pretending to be your everyday Postman, however, when tempted by his/her basic thug nature, simply can't resist stealing your "good mail" ( gift packages and fun looking items.) Post-Thugs are excellent liars and are able to accomplish their sneaky thievery by having your packages "mysteriously" disappear Or be delivered to the "wrong" address, never to be heard from again. Of course sometimes postal items truly are lost however when dealing with the Post-Thug, you're special packages will often go missing. Unfortunately, in most cases of this kind of blatant thievery, your Post-Thug goes unpunished, allowed to mess with your mail whenever they so desire, because sadly the Post Office they work for just doesn't give a damn.

Gosh I'm so worried ! I'm expecting an important package in the mail today, I really hope my Post-Thug Destiny doesn't try to steal it like she did the last time .

by msdiva July 9, 2017

post-facebook

1. Condition of life after one has set up a facebook account.

His post-facebook days felt somewhat less authentic.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

Post-Trolls

I am speaking of feminists who engage in “post-modern critiques” by trolling other scholarly sites and trying to gain support by calling the male scientist they disagree with misogynist. It is a childish adolescent girl tactic to gain support for them and shame their male opposition. See; Richard Dawkins and FREETHOUGHT BLOGS

After Sam Harris and Richard Dawkins made several comments their sites were bombarded by Post-Trolls.

by Kmensah September 25, 2014

Fence Post

When a man or woman inserts their elbow into a womans vagina whilst they shit.

shitelbowvaginaorgasmfarmfence post

by Gizzmiester 3000 May 18, 2010