A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.
by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022
Get the Sometimes I cry when I poop mug.jeanette: it's really hot in your bathroom.
sarah: it's because of my radioactive poop
jeanette: oh okay.
sarah: it's because of my radioactive poop
jeanette: oh okay.
by senjean March 13, 2010
Get the radioactive poop mug.When feces rubs the inside of the toilet bowl and leaves marks. Easily remedied by multiple flushes.
by nixontrix November 15, 2005
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Get the poop in a bag mug.Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.
Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.
Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.
"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"
"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."
This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.
"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."
This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.
by Shouse March 19, 2008
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