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two point conversion

As you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. You then switch to sitting position to void your bowels.

On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.
I usually don't poo at bars, but those chili cheese fries made me go for a two point conversion.
by dephex March 5, 2010
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hollow point

A fat blunt of marijuana, containing on average over 2.0 grams in substance, with a hollow tip in which a mouth piece/filter is inserted, leaving the head of the blunt empty.
"Let's get BLAZED and roll a hollow point."
by 4aker August 15, 2007
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Missing the point

When an unexperienced girl tries to give a handjob and doesn't realize that she needs to move the skin around the penis with the motion of her hand.
Yeah she started giving me a hand job, but she was missing the point so i had to set her straight.
by ToeKnee September 17, 2005
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Cedar Point

The horrible pain one feels when the dildo and or phallus is inserted into the anus without proper and/or enough lubrication.
Jimmy felt the cedar point because Steven was low on lube.
by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005
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Boyling point

the point at which a web phenomenon or fad loses its momentum and gets old.
The Susan Boyle phenomenon reached its Boyling point just a few weeks after her audition aired.

It was clear rickrolling had reached its Boyling point when the Macy's Thanksgiving parade people arranged to have Rick Astley rickroll the parade.
by 4n0nym0us0n3 May 9, 2009
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jello point

The temperature at which a jello water mixture becomes jiggly. Not to be confused with a freezing or boiling point, the jello point is only jiggly. The "jello point" is approximately 4 degrees Celcius.
Jack, "Hey you got your gelatin in my water!"
Jill, "You got your water in my gelatin!"

Jack and Jill, "Say, this is pretty good! AND JIGGLY! We have reached the jello point."
by warrior1000 June 9, 2010
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soil point

when a person, place, or thing (noun!) reaches the point of needing cleaning!
this 't' shirt is about about 'ripe' i believe it has reached its' soil point

pretty sure i've got the 'stinks', its' quite possible i've reached my soil point!

she/he was covered in ejaculate and most certainly at soil point!

my (your choice!) has reached soil point
by michael foolsley April 7, 2011
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