Phone Bone

When a female uses the vibrate feature on her phone to masturbate, in the absence of a true vibrator.

I forgot my vibrator at church camp, so I had to Phone Bone after watching Twilight

by jtothegoods November 23, 2010

Banana Phone

when you take your boner and rub it against a phone while calling your girlfriend

ahha, that sound you just heard was my banana phone

by nigger killer May 1, 2005

phone serialism

The phenomenon of two or more telephones in an office or at home ringing at, or nearly at, the same time with irritatingly dissonant musical intervals such as seconds and augmented fourths. The term "serialism" is a musical term meaning the technique whereby pitches from a tonal series, or row, are used to form a work, usually atonal, emphasizing said series.

Oh, man, it's really getting busy in the office right now. There's phone serialism going on now---the phones are ringing off the hook!

by pentozali May 23, 2006

Phone cuddling

When you're too drunk for phone sex.

"Oh I like when you bite my neck, I'm going to take your bra off...ugh, drunk so many clasps, screw it, I'll try for pants, why is the button so tricky, eh, fuck it, let's just do some phone cuddling"

by omally April 26, 2015

Phone Jedi

Verb (usually inding in ING)
To use passive aggressive tactics while someone dumb is on the other end of the phone in the hopes that they will eventually hang up. Tactics include silence, sighing, not responding, saying you don't know what they are talking about, etcetera.

I picked up my co-workers phone to find that my boss was calling her about something. He said something dumb and I didn't want to hear it, so I phone jedi-ed him until he hung up.

by phone jedi September 22, 2011

Phone Bomber

A phone bomber is someone who shouts random and/or offensive things while their friends are on the phone. Usually ruins the person on the phone's day.

1. Andy- *on the phone* hey dad I'm at chris's house
Dad-*also on phone* is there a party there?
Andy-*still on phone* no
Bob- STOP HOGGING THE KEG ANDY!
Dad- come home now.
Andy- wow bob you're such a phone bomber

2. Phil- *on phone* hello mr smith I'm calling about that help wanted ad on your window
James- PENIS!!!
Mr smith- call me back when your phone bomber friend leaves

by Fguvddybfs May 4, 2009

phone twins

Two friends who own the same phone. Usually after one of the two has owned it for a while.

Have you seen Antonio's Omnia phone? Yeah Michelle has one too. Oh so they're phone twins.

by Antono January 26, 2009