grey pounding

A sexual liaison between an older man and a significantly younger woman; often used sarcastically.

Older man to a friend: "I quite like the young lady who moved in next door."
Friend to older man: "Yeah...I think she would love a grey pounding."

by the_earl December 16, 2013

laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.

Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!

by Mcmccarrot March 6, 2015

Flower Pounding

Female Masturbation

Watching some Dr. Phil, drinking wine, and Flower Pounding is the definition of a productive Friday night.

by Sean Murry November 28, 2018

pound it

Fist bump

After someone says something valid or a funny jokes say "pound it" and give them a fist bump

by validddddd September 20, 2023

pounding out laps

Pounding the pussy hard. Fucking your girls vagina hard until she cums

Bro, I was pounding out laps last night at the club.

by Ppuussssyy eeaatteerr December 4, 2016

covid 19 pounds

when you gain weight during quarantine bc you aren't exercising and have no will to live

I think I gained my COVID 19 pounds

by sunnydoggo June 24, 2020

You don’t get many of those to the pound

Archaic British expression usually referring to big tits (breasts) on a bird (female human).

Guy (seeing a girl with massive breasts) “You don’t get many of those to the pound”.

by keith from frimley November 13, 2022