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twilight pounding

Mlp porn is best porn to get hard to and fuck all 28 of your girls in one night just to be satisfied
Me:Twilight pounding is fucking 28 Girls

Fred: I dont believe it
by Twilight fucker May 7, 2018
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pound cake

1. a pound cake is a sponge cake found in rations
2. pound cake is a song made by drake
3. a pound cake are the squishy parts of a butt
Example 1:
Bro, what is that?
Me: its a pound cake m8

Example 2:
Bro, what are you listening to?
a song made by drake m8

Example 3:
Bro, what are you doing? It looks disgusting.
im showing my giant pound cakes m8
by h2008 June 16, 2018
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twelve pound tommy

Referring to a man who crushes Jeeters with his 12 pounder.

Someone who can talk anyone out of their stash or their pants without trying.
Damn twelve pound Tommy abracadabra'd me
by Damage157 October 10, 2022
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pounding a salad

Bro 1: Bro, I was pounding a salad so hard last night.
Bro 2: What? No breadsticks?
by Rockstarbetch April 12, 2015
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Dick Pound

Slang used in bed to represent the large surface area of the male genital to communicate to females of the large one pound male genital.
Kate: (hot young blonde) "Hi what can I give you for the day."
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*
by reuyadickdestroyer June 15, 2024
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ten pound pants

A pair of pants of any style: Jeans, Casual, Dress, Etc... that a person buys when they expect to lose weight. Often these pants are found, squeezed into, and purchased with the intention of losing ten pounds so that they can be comfortably worn. Often these pants are found hanging in closets for years before being scornfully donated or just thrown away in disgust.
I grabbed a pair of 36/30 ten pound pants. I'm gonna lose the weight, I swear. When I lose ten pounds I should be able to rock these.
by Sweeturkraut April 2, 2017
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