pounding the muffin

Verb: A slang term used to describe intercourse.

"Hey! Did you hear Angel was totally pounding the muffin with Allure?"
"See Cody? He totally pounded my muffin!"
"I can't get Floyd to pound my muffin! It's infuriating!"
"Spencer will pound anyone's muffin."

by Ironwolf99 January 2, 2014

poundzesh

A casual, yet extremely emphatic method of describing having sexual intercourse; derived from the sounds that follow every Portuguese word.

Person 1: Hey bro, you free to come to Don's tonight?
Person 2: Sorry man, I've got to poundzesh Kimberley tonight.

by Purelife120 May 21, 2019

puppy pounder

basically a dog fucker, just in nicer terms.

that guy never does anything at work....what a puppy pounder.

by vitamin_thc February 20, 2009

Face Pounds

When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.

This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.

also written as "face lbs"

Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.

Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.

by Sean Sloman July 7, 2010

Tally wacker pounding

when you are British and you bring your girl over to fuck

Yo bro I heard Lauren went over to your house last night
Ya I gave her an old fashion tally wacker pounding

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

Pond skater

A working class person in the U.K. who votes Tory and invokes American capitalist views that harm services like the NHS. It refers to ‘across the pond’ meaning the Atlantic Ocean and the fact that ones political views leave one at the bottom of the food chain, especially below Pepe the Frog.

Only a pond skater would vote Tory with no pot to piss in.

by Ontical December 15, 2019

pondom

Overused condom. A condom used more than once.

I had so much sex last night, my pondom was dripping.

by fluentfrench April 25, 2022