dog and pony show

Pretending to be something you're not or doing something that you want people to think is important when it really isn't.

HR person showing the "new guy" around and pretending her job has importance.

"What a dog and pony show she is putting on"

by Steve S September 14, 2005

stoner poncho

Heavy, hooded cloth pullover of apparently mexican design worn almost exclusively by surfers and stoners.

See if that guy in the stoner poncho has got any weed.

by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003

ping pong pussy

A term used by Adam Siska during his Gangsta Rappa statement, spectated to mean quick, fast, promiscuous sex.

"I get alot of ping pong pussy here and there."

by Satan Mcyumyums August 30, 2006

cotton pony

A maxi pad.

Maria can't come in the pool with us today, she's riding the cotton pony.

by the cheshire kat October 3, 2008

pony

Cockney rhyming slang; "pony-and-trap" - crap

omg that clan were so damn pony

by Luggage April 10, 2003

Pongee

1) The last ever Pangaea Festival with your close group of friends.

2) A word used to express your sadness that something is coming to an end.

1) Tom: "Guys, we need to stick together - this is our last ever Pongee!"

2) As a romantic date comes to its natural end
Kristian: Pongeee!!

by Ebay Trader June 17, 2011

Ping Pong Palsy

While Palsy is a medical condition leading to unintended movement, Ping Pong Palsy is the embarrassing act of trying to pick up a a ping pong ball and being unable to do so. Causes you to look stupid and usually means your opponent scored. Symptoms worsen with alcohol consumption.

Seth: "Man, Dan is slaughtering James in ping pong."

Andy: "Yeah, and he's been chasing that ball around the floor for an hour. What's wrong with him?"

Seth: "He has a bad case of ping pong palsy. Poor guy."

by Flyn Hawaiin February 27, 2010