Plastered

To be so shitfaced drunk that your non compliant and totally in the clouds of what’s happening around you and on the brink of puking everywhere nonstop

I’m fucking plastered keep it on.

by nbason27 October 9, 2020

Platehead

Someone who is jacked a diehard gym weightlifting badass

There goes Uriahs jacked ass prolly heading to the gym he such a platehead

by Bassgoat October 22, 2020

planters

a company that uses the same shitty ad over and over again with shitty 3D animation.

basically a bunch of idiots with tiny dicks sitting in high chairs.

dad: "see those planters over there son, they don't know what it's like to be able to run away from their responsibilities."

son: "dad?"

dad: "I'm sorry son goodbye, and tell your sister and mother I'm going to get milk, goodbye for now."

by litdragon99 October 29, 2020

Plateaus

The absolute wave. Nothing better than a flat rock amirite.

Homie 1: Ayo vro, plateaus are the fucking wave
Homie 2: Fuck yea it is yellow homie
(proceeds to smoke copious amounts of crack.)

by Florida Man Crack Brotha November 11, 2020

phateridactal

A flying birdie.

I wanna be a phateridactal.

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Planter

Something that has incredible potential

"That is a planter idea!"
"He would be planter as a finance bro because he already is in a frat!"

by dan694205963 February 15, 2021

Plate Pirate

When you ask your significant other if they want anything to eat and they decline, but then proceed to take food from your plate when you sit down to eat.

I'm eating in the car because I live with a plate pirate who's constantly trying to plunder my booty.

by the_urban_oracle February 22, 2021