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old biscuit

An older lady, usually in her 40's that is sexually active, often times with younger men. That was some "old biscuit" I had last night. A vagina is shaped like a "bicuit" that is pulled apart, hence the name "old biscuit".
like a cougar, an older woman that is on the prowl. I had some old biscuit last night when i banged her
by Freeman69 December 15, 2007
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Old Skool Handy

To receive a handjob, in old skool style; that is, either in tophand, in a ridiculous setting, or just by being a Handyman overall.
"Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?"

"Oh, I ended up getting an old skool handy...tophand style."

"Nice...."
by Ryan Perkins January 16, 2008
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Old man's layover

When an elderly man is going to the bathroom, he has an anal relapse where his large intestine hangs down into the bowl; touching his testicals, which forms the layover. The intestine can form a cheese-like bacteria if submerged in the toilet. The Intestine is stuck, hanging out, and needs to me manually pushed back in.
He had an old man's layover, while going to the bathroom.
by HamonGand2 May 11, 2009
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Old My Gold

When you tell someone to old your gold, you talking about serious buisness here. You putting your honor in the hands of that person. Usually, it was used when someone got in a fight and needed to take off his rings or jewlery.
I know that i'm not going to live more than a week, so i want you to old my gold for the rest of your life.
by leehatesyou February 5, 2010
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old people ads

An advertisement method using confusion, via misspellings, names that sound alike and such to scam you into buying fake brands and etc., the sort of things old people fall for; also very incorrect in information and pictures; free downloads always mean viruses.
Such old people ads include:

*Play Call of Duty: Modern War 2*

*Play Pack-Man*

*Play MarioKort*

*Shameze* (Sham of Sham Wow)

Dude, dont click it, its such an old people ad
by ihate_ads September 24, 2010
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Old Chub Float

Coined after a Canned Micro brew from Oscar Blues Brewing Company. An Old Chub Float is when a male recieves oral sex from a woman who has a mouth full of beer.
Joe-"Man that was a crazy night last, what happened to you?"

Steve-"Remember that drunk chick I was talking to at the brewery? Well she ended up taking me home and giving me an Old Chub Float!!!"
by kenetek February 28, 2011
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Old Timey Voice

The voice and way of speaking from early radio. Higher pitched and quicker than normal speaking, luckily died out after world war two.
Old Timey Voice examples:

"Dateline Berlin! We are here at the Zeppelin races, those great behemoths of the sky, those dirigibles!"

"Dateline Mexico! Pack it up Poncho Villa, Blackjack Pershing is on the scene!"
by Spudylumpkins November 6, 2012
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