melt some nines

to play guitar in a pointlessly virtuoso manner; to shred in a hyperactive, yet ultimately pointless fashion. so named because playing this fast can ostensibly cause guitar strings to melt, especially if they are gauge nine, or other similarly thin strings.

yngwie malmsteen: "observe! i will now proceed to melt some nines!"

twiddly-guitar fanboys: "oooooooh"

by timyflips April 4, 2009

Alpha Centauri to the nines

To be better, striving for advancement. Change from an advanced being in the distant yet close galaxy.

To bypass all religious, agnostic, athiest beliefs and/or non beliefs and what could also be called "reaching across the isle".

Alpha Centauri Star System is also the nearest planetary system to our solar system. The idea is any sentient being with the capability to reach Earth, must be enlightened beyond Earthly beings.

To the nines means to " Strive for perfection".

C'mon man, try not to social lump, just because one earthling stole doesn't mean we're all thieves, Alpha Centauri to the nines.

by Charlie A.Y. Windle February 14, 2021

1984 Delusion (Nineteen Eighty-Four Delusion)

Also called the 1984 Syndrome (Nineteen Eighty-Four Syndrome) and 1984 Effect (Nineteen Eighty-Four Effect), it is named after the George Orwell Novel "1984". It is where one believes that there is both no individualism and independent thinking because it is being suppressed by the government (Big Brother in 1984) that is controlling them. They also think that they are constantly being watched and monitored by the government through the camera, causing a lack of privacy. It also causes them to believe that language is limited (Newspeak) so that they don't have individualism and independent thoughts. All of this causes them to be isolated from one another and causes self-censorship.

The symptoms include Hyperawareness, Anxiety, Paranoia, Hypervigilance, Self-Censorship, Conformity, Distrust, Social Isolation, Cognitive Dissonance, Confusion, and Perceptual Distortion. In order to get the 1984 Delusion (if it were to exist), then there would have to be one or multiple of these effects: Pervasive Surveillance, Authoritarian Governance, Propaganda and Indoctrination, Fear, Punishment, Limited Privacy, Autonomy, Social Pressure, and Informants.

Man 1: For some reason, my friend won't talk to me. He doesn't speak, he is scared all the time, he is hyperaware, he thinks that the government for some reason which he calls "Big Brother", is watching him, he thinks that there are cameras everywhere, he is always alone by himself, and he even doesn't have or speak any thoughts out of his mouth. Do you know the explanation that causes this specific behavior?

Therapist: A-ha, then he is suffering from something called the "1984 Delusion (Nineteen Eighty-Four Delusion)", also called the "1984 Syndrome" or "1984 Effect". It causes people to think that they are under control by the government and have no freedom in anything, including thinking, speaking, or even language and individualism.

Guy 1: Oh my god! That's so horrifying!

by MatthewPaanoTorres October 8, 2023

niner

A response to answer any question that you didn't hear, didn't like, or didn't give a fuck about. Can be easily replaced with "nine." Can also be used to describe anything or anyone. "Nine" is the true answer to any numerical question.

Question: Did you get the laundry done?
Answer: niner
-or-

Question: How many cells make up the haman body?
Answer: nine

by benny February 17, 2004

Ninety-sixting

Like 69'ing but with rim jobs (analingus).

Carl and I went through half a roll of plastic wrap Ninety-sixting (96'ing) last night.

by gabrielhudson June 29, 2011

niner

an eqivalent to the number 9

Person 1:"What's the sqaure root of 81?"
Person 2:"NINER!!"

by Bryan December 28, 2005

ninefinity

A fictitiously huge amount. Take a huge number, the hugest number you can think of. It's probably bigger then that, unless you thought of tenfinity.

Whoa dude your house burned down! That sucks times ninefinity!

by Mattersy January 15, 2004