Roslyn, New York

Oh crap, I love Roslyn. The schools are amazing, and the place itself is just drop-dead beautiful. By the Sound. RHS was considered one of America's best schoools in 1999. Small villagey population, only about 2,000 people, no big deal. Surrounding towns would have at least 10,000. Roslyn consists of only 5 schools in the entire district. It's a small area, but many towns are committed to go to that school district (those surrounding areas like East Hills or Flower Hills)

Think of Roslyn, New York as a village of your dreams

Roslyn, New York by anonuserx51 October 19, 2011

The New York Times 

Complete Garbage, 100% regurgitated fake leftist bullshit.

Theodore: Somehow, despite being complete garbage, George and Julia read the New York Times everyday.
Tammy: Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable, but we'll let them do it if they want to.
Theodore: Yeah, because we are not among those that will not let other people have a different opinion.
Tammy: That is very true.

The New York Times by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2021

upstate new york 

The provinces. A dowdy, depressed, depressing, crime-ridden shithole that bleeds New York City (ironically the safest big city in America) dry to keep itself afloat. Full of inferiority-complex-addled jackasses who whine about how there's more to this state than the City and act so big because the capital of New York State (Albany) is there. Big friggin' deal. Go move to that sterile NYC clone Toronto if you like it so much, upstaters, and stop thinking you're so great until you can clean up your act and actually be productive.

Okay, so there's more to New York State than the City. No one gives a damn, unless you like nature (big whoop), economic stagnation, and urban blight that's right up there with the Midwest rustbelt, metropolitan Detroit, and eastern Germany. Upstate can go ahead and fall into the Great Lakes.

upstate new york by Upstate <<<<<<<<<< The City June 11, 2006

Upstate New York 

The beautiful subrban part of new york. The real New york. It is a cultural ritzy expensive part of new york. Itis not all city thee is some farms. Upstaters are not hicks they just own lots of land and enjoy having fun. The average size of a yard is 1.5 acres. It is the most beautiful area of new york. It is home to niagra falls. It also has some big cities, Buffalo, Syracuse, Albany. But it is also home to some tiny cities. Phoenix Fulton Baldwinsville. We are the rel tough new yorkers that can stand anything.
LONGISLAND IS NOT A PART OF FUCKING UPSTATE

NYC-er:Damn its so cold
Upstate -er:how cold is it
NYC-er:50 degrees
Upstate -er:WTF thats not cold that just wicked warm
NYC-er:okay ya hick
*upstate New York -er kicks the NYC-ers ass for coming to upsate

Upstate New York by real upstate new yorker June 11, 2009

upstate new york 

border of CANADA crazy north where everyone knows everyone and you can see amish people anyday

-hey, why are those poeple burning grass on their front lawn?
-oh were in upstate new york

-hey what the fuck was that guy riding a horse and buggy for?
-oh hes an amish, were in upstate new york

upstate new york by cstan90 May 5, 2009

niagara falls, new york 

place with lots of skaters. and emos.

guy: hey wanna go to niagara falls, new york??
girl: sure but we beter watch out for the skaters and emos

niagara falls, new york by jessurbzz May 27, 2007

Rye, New York 

Theres not much to say about rye, except for the fact that its an ugly shithole filled with whiny snobs who spend their friday nights popping their collars and counting their cash. 50% of the students smoke pot and the other 50% are getting laid. If you visit the actually pretty decent high school, you'll notice the hallways infested with snobby bastards with bags of weed hangin out their pockets and blackberries in their hands. IF you are unlucky enough to have to live here, I feel for you. Now, all the Rye kids reading this, go back to smoking pot and doing crack and stop wasting your time.

...must be from rye, new york.

Rye, New York by blank2121212121211212121 February 20, 2011