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wet noodle

A limp dick, especially while in the process of intercourse.
Damn man, I gotta lay off the alcohol. I stay fuckin my girl with a wet noodle.
by NUFFSAID May 1, 2006
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noobcaek

1. See newbie.
2. A person that never googles, no matter how many times you tell them to, but instead persists on spamming you senseless with questions they could easily get the answers to themselves.
3. LoneShark (<3)

I believe the word derives from the Natural Selection gaming community (try typing "fu noobcake" when skulks are eating you). It's commonly used to express frustration when dealing with someone's lack of knowledge within a certain area of expertise. Heh, that's probably the nicest way I could put "badmouthing nooblets who should be banned from using computers".
omg... STFU NOOBCAEK.
by Tarzander July 30, 2004
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noobginity

1. To finally lose your "noobieness".

2. Like losing virginity, but instead you lose being a noob.

3. To pass through nooberty and grow up from being a nublet.
Stoned: Hey, Mark just lost his noobginity yesterday!
Petin: Omg Finnnnally. It took him long enough didnt it?
Stoned: Yeah really... rofl
by StonedLogic September 29, 2005
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Snooch to the Nooch

An exclamation of supreme excellence used for any thing that deserve it. Started by the god of weed himself, or Blunt Man as some have come to know him, Jay from the weedtastic duo or Jay and Silent Bob.
After buying some "hella Kronic" one might say to his fellow comrade," I just got some hella Kronic. Snooch to the Nooch."
by special_k December 28, 2002
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Christmas Noobs

All the people who just got Black Ops for Christmas. Resulting in many free kills and fun.
Look at all these Christmas noobs, no prestige and under level 20.
by bob the hitman dole December 27, 2010
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chicken noodle soup

Crazy dance that was created in Harlem. Which is the modified version of the toe wop which consists of pulling your arms back and swinging out your legs
chicken noodle soup
chicken noodle soup
chicken noodle soup
with a soda on the side
by Saleem The Dream July 16, 2006
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Noob tubing

A play style in Call of Duty 4 online games. Consists of using the rifle-mounted grenade launcher as your ONLY weapon. Some may mistake a well-timed blast as noob tubing, but most noob tubers prefer to be up close, as this makes the enemy bigger and easier for them to hit even when having a seizure-like fit of noobishness after realizing that they have scored a mere 11 kills to their 21 deaths during the match.

Noob-tubing will often give the noob a rush of energy and a feeling that they are "uber l337 pwning". Experienced players will laugh at this, knowing full well that were a noob to possess "pwnage" the universe would fold in on itself.
Noob- UAHAHAHA BANGBANGBANG *Noob tubes* PWNT *teafrags*
JP- *pwns with actual pwnage* Don't teafrag in the middle of a firefight, dumbass. Down with Noob tubing!
by Billy Bob Fredman May 17, 2008
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