Murphy Family

The trio of the Murphy Family, Dunbar the unibrow, Wyatt the fucked up hair in the back, and Ditzell the birthmark/mole that pusses out nasty shit. A pretty sick fucking family if you ask me

Murphy Family

by raspersnacks May 21, 2011

murphied

You sit down on the can only to find out too late there is no toilet paper. (old school)

The last dump I took I got murphied.

by drgymy November 27, 2012

Murphy'ed

The act of honking ones breast in a dim or dark room. "Unintentionally"

Everything was going fine until he murphy'ed me.

by zingerland June 11, 2012

murphedelic

Adj.) A word used to describe something that twists the senses and confuses the brain; describes a site that is beyond trippy.

Dude, that rainbow, shape shifting unicorn that sings Pink Floyd all day is murphedelic.

by penguinface March 2, 2014

murphins

a fucking king 🐐👑

do you see that crown on murphins head?

by browardcountygoats August 27, 2017

Murphy

The art of placing the penis through ones own legs to urinate backwards.

Lady Next Door: No im not okay. Your friend just took a poo on my lawn.

Me: it wasnt a poo. It was a murphy.

by Togs BabyB November 14, 2017

Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.

Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.

by BigSillyWilly222 February 9, 2018