muffin tits

When a woman has breast implants and her nipples become extremely large, and become puffy

Rachel had a boob job last month, and damn man, she got some muffin tits.

by TAD March 04, 2005

Muffin Rape

When one during the lunch period sneaks up behind you and takes the top off your muffin and eats it usually accompanied with the sounds NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM muffin rape

"you better watch out dude there is a muffin raper right behind you about to rape your muffins

by Andrew Chennisi January 15, 2009

Muffin Squad

A group of idiots (3 or more) that do weird things like sleep to together but also just play Hypixel on Minecraft. A famous Muffin squad is Skeppy, a6d and BadBoyHalo.

DUDE THE MUFFIN SQUAD ARE SLEEPING TOGETHER! BRUH... that gay.

by LemonBoii June 28, 2020

spooge muffin

any child under the age of 10 that misbehaves and comes from a trashy family. Usually the spawn of fat people who receive welfare checks multiple times a month.

Josh: Dude, did you see that fat lady in the 84 dodge minivan?

J.W.: Yeah, she had like 30 spooge muffins with her!

by mad_urban April 24, 2008

sea muffin

The word that you use when the word "fun" is blocked on an internet forum or game.

I had a lot of sea muffin in school today!

by Dan Mueller December 06, 2007

Piss Muffin

slang for vagina

I can't wait for my wife to get home, so I can finger and taste her piss muffin!

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by thurstyG February 02, 2010

Sexualicious Muffin

a sexualicious muffin is a horny teenager who enjoys sexual conversations with other sexualicious muffins. they enjoy the sport of wank and dirty talk.

"You're such a sexualicious muffin"
Rory is a sexualicious muffin

by Ma'am Wank Alot September 15, 2009