Muff-Diving

Searching for a fat girl's vagina to initiate intercouse while layers and layers of blubbery lard get in your way. Thus making a diving maneuver completely necessary.

Guy 1: "Yeah, dude, I totally fucked ____ last night."
Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."

by Cam_bush13 June 19, 2017

Muff Starling

A bird who makes nests in pubic hair mostly in women's.

"I woke up to a muff starling in my downstairs hairs and I can't make it leave it gets angry and attacks my lady cave. So I guess it lives there now"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020

Muff College

A small college in Northampton, MA where muff is everyone's favorite food.

Don't bother talking to that girl, she goes to Muff College.

by Sam is a Dick February 3, 2007

RUFF MUFF

A girl that luvs to give a man ruff-muff- pussy- style

Do u really need one???????????

by Ruff Muff Queen June 16, 2003

Luff Muff

The male lover of Rosey Cheeks who has vowed to remain in love and dedicated to for eternity; knight in shinig armor.

Your relationship is a tale of Luff Muff and Rosey Cheeks.

by damjo December 10, 2008

fairy muff

a fandabydozy dude or dudette who often lies and is an ass but is very entertaining and super at the same time!! super cool but not as cool as sonic!! also tends to like to think he/she is a great juggler and is very pretty! ;)

"i love fairy muff he/she is class"

"fairy muff is legendery, totaly brilliant"

"hello, my name is fairy muff, shortened to fairy for a laugh!"

by xXx_sonic_xXx May 26, 2006

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing. Used as an insult.

Person 1: Get out of here you monster!

Jersey Person: Don't tell me what to do! You're garbage! You're Muff Cabbage!

by Nikki0919 October 17, 2010