national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day

Yep January 13 is national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day

Hey why did you kiss me?
Well don't you know? It's January 13 and you sit left to me in math and history

Oh ok cool, I love national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day

by anonymous January 12, 2023

The Geography of Math

When the mathematical proficiency or quantitative literacy of a country is linked to the location where its math curriculum was formulated—for example, both developed and developing countries that have adopted the Singapore math curriculum, or adapted part of it, have generally performed better than those that are reluctant to take the risks.

Just as the color of the cat doesn’t matter as long as it catches the mouse, so the geography of math shouldn’t be a big concern for parents and politicians if the local or foreign math curriculum could produce a quantitatively literate or numerate citizentry.

by MathPlus April 29, 2021

mathcore

A term used by someone who tries to make music genres too complicated to sound cool or like they know what they are talking about.

Person A-"Hey what's your favorite style of music?"

Person B-"I would have to say mathcore"

Person A-"What the fuck is mathcore?...."

by 1The1Wise1One1 November 29, 2009

Can I have yo mathematics?

Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.

Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?

Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?

Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??

by Asswhole_with_a_dubya February 21, 2011

Math

1. Short for mathematics, mostly used outside of the USA
2. Johnny Durham

You are maths, you know what I mean? You are like the physical embodiment of mathemathics.

by AVPMftw December 1, 2009

Quick math

A sarcastic remark to an obvious statement, usually associated with mathematical applications.

Brandon: We have seven people in our group.

Cody: Oh yes, Brandon with the quick math.

by aballinwhitey December 22, 2010

Mathalete

Definition 1: Someone who is a ninja at maths.

Bill: Dude what's a martingale?

Josh: A martingale is a stochastic process where the expected value of all the future values equals the current value.

Bill: How the fuck do you know this shit!?

Josh: I'm a mathalete.

by The JTC May 25, 2010