beer monster

one who indulges in large quantities of beer or lager,then eats kebabs and vomits.

fuckin beer monsters puked on my trainers the cunt.

by horse September 20, 2003

Monster Hitman

The most awsome energy shot ever... even better when combine with a regualr monster...

(WARNING: May cause high amounts of energy. Therefore after drink you may become Hyper as hell.)

some random guy: OMG ITS A MONSTER HITMAN!!!!!!

by Xaal March 15, 2009

Monster House

A massive beast! Just like in the movie, swallowing men whole out of anger and pure fat rage! You can also scream for this form of fat person; " The white whale has surfaced!"

Watch out for Monster House! She'll gobble you up!

by Cosmo_K February 4, 2010

Manatee joke

a joke format popularized by Family Guy... usually involves little or tangential connection to the plot, and includes two or three unrelated references put together into an irreverent mini-scene. South Park's parody of Family Guy suggested that the show is written by manatees pushing around floating colored balls with cultural references written on them.

Peter Griffin: "this is worse than when Fonzie jumped his motorcycle over Kevin James"

TV Viewer: "that was a total manatee joke"

by murraythandman December 19, 2016

Monster Strike

Monster Strike is a Japanese mobile game that is very fun.

Use Monster Strike when talking about Monsters and baseball strikes.

by U r Fat Mama Fat May 13, 2019

Monster Pussy

What every man with a monster cock needs to be fully sexually compatible with a woman.

A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)

Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.

Man: “I’ve been incompatible with every woman I’ve ever been with because of my monster cock.”

Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”

Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”

by Oatsngoats chat June 12, 2019

fecal monster

Fecal Monster. Like the Cookie Monster, only with more Nutty bits.

"Get your head out of that toilet bowl you fecal monster, and give me a bit of rim jaw instead "

by JiF October 30, 2003