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farts per million

A measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the "million" parts of air are replaced by farticles.

A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.
"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"

"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."
by Yet Another Josh Cohen May 14, 2008
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three-day millionaire

A 'Three-day Millionaire' is a weekend warrior sponsored by Social assistance (Ontario Works, ODSP, Welfare, etc.).
Apparently, it takes about three days to smoke $530 worth of Crack.
After three days, the 'Three-day Millionaire' must return to the shelter system, because renting an apartment will just have to wait until next month...
by -30- May 15, 2005
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The former Team President and General manager of the Detroit Lions, he is the worst thing that can happen to your football team. He is truly the face of ineptitude. If you're viewed as the Matt Millen of whatever you do, quit trying, beause that means that whatever you've done has gone wrong(or will eventually).
Person 1: Why can't Geroge Bush say a complete sentence?
Person 2: He's the Matt Millen of the English Language
by The Walking ATM Machine January 17, 2009
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rhett miller

Amazingly beautiful and talented singer/songwriter, famed for having been in the Old 97's.
Did you see Rhett at the Avalon? He was awesome.
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Miller Shuffle

Previous defintion close but wrong, a Miller Shuffle is the act of alternating between alcoholic drinks and non-alcholic drinks whilst out drinking, the light-weights course of action.
Look at Rich doing the miller shuffle again!
by The Mess Seeker May 15, 2005
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Millard Filmore

Single-handedly the most useless president EVER! He wasn't bad, he just did nothing. He became president after Zachery Taylor did in office, so he only had like 2 years. Even so, he is the most forgetable president in America History next to William Henry Harisson (died 1 month into office.)
How was your report of Millard Filmore?
Who the crap was Millard Filmore?
by Ron_Thornbrash July 20, 2008
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Millerstyle

adj. playing baseball as bad or worse than Keith Miller of the Mets. Especially if they have a bad attitude towards fifth graders.
Man, that player is a classic millerstyle player if he hits more than one homerun in his career i will have to take it back.
by JhoodY February 14, 2008
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