Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.

Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.

by Zack Marks October 2, 2016

Mask

Hdjxnd

Ur mom uses mask gay0_0

by Gaycowboyghetto January 22, 2022

gas masked

When your style, flow, and looks are all on point. When you showed up on someone, ended up looking better than the other individuals there

Yo we straight up gas masked them fools at the party tonight!

Hell yea we did, we looked dope as hell bro!

by A real definition March 10, 2016

Masked Hug

when you bust in her butt while you're facetiming her dad. a masked hug in the rain is the same but with her grandma and her extended family on facetime instead of her dad

I visited Vianey for a sec and gave her a masked hug
whats that?
a weird sex thing I do cuz Im a weirdo pervert

by this is a real definition sam January 24, 2021

Mask

The most retarted thing ever.

“I hate mask”

Karen: “PUT YOUR MASK ON”

by urmomisgayasshit September 20, 2021

ugly mask

this mask is not worn for purposes of public health and stopping the spread of viruses, although thats a bonus. (and some people don't believe that masks protect from viruses) this mask is for the un vaccinated people that think we want to see their face. this mask will help these people get called ugly less often, and will help everyone else by not needing to look at them. and returning to the first point, it will help keep us healthy!!

person 1: are you vaccinated?
person 2: no.
person 1: can you put on a mask then please?
person 2: no. i do not believe it protects me from viruses.
person 1: well this is an ugly mask. its for ugly people so they don't show their face!!
person 2: wow thanks!! i really needed this

by thirteenchickentenders July 11, 2021

a mask of my own face

hed wear that

neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that

by human i think February 3, 2023