March 31

The famous singer Selena died
It is the day before the next month (April) not many people at born on this day. So if you are um congrats.

“Hey! Today’s March 31”
“Oh hey cool! Tomorrow a new month!”

by Bobthemasterofwords October 27, 2021

March 31

The day that SM3DAS got delisted.

Mario dies on March 31st.

by BullyEvolution666 September 12, 2021

March 22nd

The most beautiful girl ever was born on this day and when she started her life it hit some rough spots till she met someone amazing and when she did she was happy they went through hard times but no matter what she would always care for him miss him and she knew he still felt the same

Him: Hey did you forget
Her: Forget what

Him: Happy March 22nd

by HerMoron22 August 26, 2022

March 13

National fuck with your crush day

random guy: hey it's March 13 i can fuck with my crush
random guy 2: WAIT REALLY??

by shorter than your dick January 7, 2022

March 11

ugly rat heads

friend 1: hey what’s ur bday
friend 2: march 11..
friend 1: ugly rat head

by sussybajaaloy January 22, 2022

13th Of March

It's @hheizou appreciation day! On this day, we appreciate all that @hheizou has done for the community.
Happy birthday, @hheizou!
Go follow @hheizou on TikTok! He's a really cool guy ☺️

@tastychilde: hey, it's the 13th Of March, @hheizou appreciation day! I've gotta tell my friend about this, because he's really cool. I need to appreciate him!!!!!

by tastychilde June 5, 2022

March 24

National best person day, all the most amazing people are born on this day. No matter what other definition says, people born on this day are the most amazing, wonderful, attractive, excellent, fabulous, gorgeous people EVER.

Person 1: "Hey it's March 24th!"

Person 2: "Yeah, why?"

Person 1: "The best people in the world are born on this day, go make a party for all your March 24 friends and give them a lot of money!"

by Morion December 17, 2021