“Did you watch the Games last night? You just know the Canadian women’s team did some synchronized muff diving in their hotel later.”
by LinzerTorte July 28, 2021
Closely resembles a fighter pilot making a high angle attack on his/her enemy. In this case the pussy is elevated at a roughly 90 degree angle above the cock. In the final moments she swoops down instantly swallowing the cock while crashing onto the balls.
by HighAngleMuff11C March 24, 2016
When one is in the company of another, and that individual won’t shut the fuck up or bellow in a lower tone & volume.and you try to block them out but to no avail cuz you are ill-equipped having no ear muffs
“ hey where did bro go?
He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.
He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.
by Adolph Leery May 09, 2020
Lesbian muff mushing or just muff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their pussies together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. After they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until... they get bored? i don't really know how lesbian sex works, i just know the move.
Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.
by peeniewantsithuge October 20, 2015
by Fuckmonkey99 February 20, 2018
by QBR October 17, 2010
The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.
"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
by bobbin frapples October 15, 2009