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milf cherry

..the widely used, somewhat impolite, slang term for a woman (who's had children) hymen, a piece of skin which covers the opening of the vagina and, contrary to popular belief, can be broken in any number of ways including sexual intercourse, tampon use, and vigorous exercise.
Thank God your mom's a whore, otherwise I'd never have popped my milf cherry..
by Two-t April 21, 2017
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Miff Miff

Miff Miff is the mispronounced version of Mrs. Smith. It was originally said by the great the amazing Kael. He got a little too excited while talking to a teacher named Mrs. Smith.
I was talking to Miff Miff and she said that I could eat here.
by Toffee Coffee February 27, 2017
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Milf Fishing

1. Like Catfishing, but specifically designed to catch attention starved Milfs.

2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.

3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.
Dude, that Milf is flirting with Tim like crazy. I bet Milf Fishing would be easy with her.

I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.
by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017
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miffa

Is a girl who cries at a party for no particular reason
See that lil miffa crying?
by Banksyscock September 5, 2017
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Milf maggan

A milf who has sex with people below 18 years. Pretty deap and love her sons stud on her face. She like bbc's but her sons stud i very small. Milf maggan always fucking.
- Vem ringer du då?
- MILF MAGGAN
by Ilovemaggan May 16, 2018
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Miff

by JackB1269 June 23, 2018
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Milf Rock

A sexy mum that is either curvey or fat to the point were she looks like a sack of potatoes.
Guy 1:Yo my dude I just fucked a Milf Rock.
Guy 2:Why?
by The Dank Man July 1, 2018
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