literaphobia

The fear of words

Don't read this if you have literaphobia.

by da wampinator December 1, 2016

literant

Any long (and usually insulting) screed, meme, or other "correction" offered by a Grammar Nazi.

"Did you see Bob's latest literant? Mixing up 'lose' and 'loose' really sets him off."
"What a looser, haha"

Bob's initial objection to the new project quickly turned into a literant after an autocorrect failure triggered his Grammar Nazi instincts.

by Mal-2 KSC November 15, 2018

literallysowhite

when something is so white you can’t even

OMG starbucks is out of my drink! that’s literallysowhite uhhhggggg

by Mariners will choke December 1, 2018

literature

A fancy word for books that scholars approve of.

"Dune was pretty epic, but I don't think Mr. McDonaldsMeister would allow us to include it on our literature reading list."

by A Person With the Name Alex December 3, 2018

Literal Kangaroo

A xenophobic racial slur for Australians. It was first discovered by Skyler Turden after it was used by Dave Rubin on Youtube Show/ Podcast Louder with Crowder.

"So you're just driving your car and there's a kangaroo out there in public"
"Is that like another racial pejorative?"

"No, no. A literal Kangaroo"

by Mug Clubber September 17, 2019

Literal kangaroo

A racial pejorative for native Australians pushed by the alt right like David Duke.

Dave: "Do you know this about Australia, they've got kangaroos just running in public. So you're just driving your car and a kangaroo *swoosh sound* just like that."

Skyler: "..is that like another racial pejorative?"

Dave: "No no, a literal kangaroo!"

by MugClub September 17, 2019

Literal kangaroo

Literally a kangaroo.
Sounds like a slur to certain flannel wearing vapers.

Guy:I was in Australia and kangaroos were just running around in public.
Vaper: was that a racial pejorative?
Guy: no like a literal kangaroo ran across the street in front of me.

Vaper: ok I’ll have to look that up.

by Anf44 September 18, 2019