nice guys finish last

Aside from the generally perceived meaning, Nice Guys Finish Last can also refer to the fact that any potential relationship a nice guy might enter into is highly likely to last a lot longer than that of a guy who is a jerk.

Guy one: Dude, Stephanie just broke up with me!
Guy two: Were you a jerk towards her?
Guy one: Yeah, I guess.
Guy two: Well, you know what they say: "Nice Guys Finish Last."

by guywhowritethething November 30, 2016

Take a picture, it'll last longer!

What girls say when they catch you staring at their body parts for an extended period of time.

Taylor: Hey why dontchya just take a picture, it'll last longer!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 7, 2020

Your Mama Said That Shit too last night

It is in insult, if his/her mom did in fact, say that sit too last night. Pretend your friend says something sexual (See example below). You have an instant comeback!
Created by the al-mighty Squirrel, this insult has spread to a whole 2 people! Amazing!

Person 1: Hey man its cold out here
Squirrel: Your mama said that shit too last night, but you didn't see either of us compaining!
Person 1: I'm worthless!!!
Person 2: FUCK YAH YOU ARE!

(In fact, the lights were off and he wasnt home... so he couldnt see us if he wanted to!)

by Squirrelish87 July 28, 2008

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

Another alternative would be "Your mom was easy"

<Hickery> Haw haw! I pwnz0red j00 in teh Chess!!!1!!1!!2 j00 is teh too easy!
<Dickery> Well, your mom was easy.
<Hickery> Oh my!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

Last Stage of Death

The true meaning of the acronym LSD. Anyone who has had a bad experience with LSD knows this.

I took a four way hit of acid and thought I would never come back. It was like the Last Stage of Death.

by wichita August 5, 2006

Last summer

Last Summer is the fourth single from Start Something, the second album by the Welsh rock band lostprophets. The previous singles, Burn Burn, Last Train Home and Wake up (Make a move) had all been highly sucsessful on both sides of the Atlantic so this single was under pressure to be as good. It reached 13th in the UK Singles Chart and also charted in the United States. The music video for the single shows lead singer (Ian Watkins) driving around a small town on the last day of the summer school term. As he reaches his destination, the beach, he then goes back to the beginning and drives past the school again but in a different decade - the 70's, 80's, and the present (00's).

Track listing

CD 1
Last Summer
Sweet Dreams My LA Ex (cover)

CD 2
Last Summer
Reptilia (cover)
In The Air Tonight (cover)
Video : The Making Of Last Summer

Vinyl
Last Summer
Boys Don’t Cry (cover)

Also:
from the album: Start Something
Released: August 23, 2004 (U.K)
Format: CD
Genre: Rock
Length: 4:07
Label: Columbia Records / Visible Noise
Producer(s): Eric Valentine

Chart positions
13 (U.K)

The Fourth Single from start something is last summer

by Scarer August 11, 2006

last off

A way of signalling the last item in a list of items where the first item is preceded by "first off". Use when you want to be sure that you're introducing people to the final and most important item in the list of bullshit items. Using last off shows your audience that you have prepared and you are not just pulling things out of your ass.

Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

by Gus O'Malley December 28, 2007