Kristan

A short TikTok thot who is commonly mistaken for a 12 year old Jewish boy. Possibly autistic. Loves the Clemson tigers a little too much. Deshaun Watson, if you're reading this, RUN. YOU'RE IN SERIOUS DANGER.

Ethan: What the fuck is that thing over there?
Reece: Oh ignore her. She's a Kristan.
Ethan: OH GOD GET IT AWAY!!!
Jacob: Don't worry she won't hurt you. She's too busy organizing her Clemson shrine.

by dont fuck me i have aids October 8, 2019

kristopher andrews aka bambi

Is an un-original piece of shit gay electronica singer who is balding at 20 and sings about dick.

space dot com slash kandrewsmusic

kristopher andrews aka bambi.

by mb dope January 3, 2008

Kristiaan

A name mostly associated with the German name Helmut.

:Heey Frits, I'd like you to meet my friend Kristiaan.
:Oh well hello there Helmut, my name is Frits.

by Sjoef? December 7, 2010

Kristjan

The towns drunk idiot who likes do vape

Oh look hes drinking and vapeing. Must be Kristjan

by su ema väga gei November 29, 2021

Kirsten

Kirsten is a rat. She can be very moody 99.9% of the time. However, Kirsten can also be in the form of a clown

Person 1- Is that penny wise?!
Person 2- No, it’s Kirsten

by ifanyofuseethisthenlmao August 10, 2019

Kristen Stewart

Totally gorgeous, down-to-earth actress. Best known for playing Bella Swan in the Twilight movies. Wears her hair in a stunningly beautiful messy way. One of a tiny minority of celebrities that is a real human being.

Jealous person: OMG KRISTEN STEWART SUCKS!! HATE HATE!!

Normal person: Yea sometimes it can be lonely at the top.

by MG42reporting May 27, 2013

Kristine

common asian name, smokes weed, probably extremely fly, very badass, particular sex offender name, hot girl. Falls in love very easily. Gangstalicious, thugnificent

"I met suh a hot girl today"

"That girl is such a Kristine"

by dawesome February 25, 2010