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Kevin

Homosexual. Every man named Kevin is a homosexual
Girl: omg im totally crushing on Kevin

Everyone else: Didn’t u know? Kevin is a homosexual!
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Kevin as a noun- a name, or just call someone Kevin because they are awesome.
Kevin as a verb- to do something awesomely.
Kevin as an adjective- the best, most awesome thing ever.
Billy was kevinning up the hill. He wasn't running, because that's not awesome. Kevinning is far more awesome, and everyone should try it.
Or, if they like running, they should just do it kevinly.
by waitwhatwhoa December 20, 2021
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A popular name for black dogs and anyone of colour, most commonly used by english cricketers when they don't know the actual name of the person they are addressing.
I was shopping at ASDA and I couldn't see the produce for the Kevins getting in my way and had to come home without my avocados.

I'm not getting on that bus it's full of Kevins!

Ask that Kevin there for a menu!
by Martimuss December 23, 2021
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An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.
Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."

Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."
by Eugaphooey December 23, 2021
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Kevin is sex
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Kevin is a really cool guy who everyone likes. He thinks less of himself sometimes even though he's really great. He can be very confident at times and he's very funny. He's pretty short and looks like a nerd with fluffy hair. He knows who adores him. He is a really really cool guy.
Hey look! It's that cool guy Kevin.
by TheLowkeyWeirdo January 3, 2022
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Is a certified rapist and needs serious help
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