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Vincenzo: you know that weirdo jordan
Jordan: Hey stop that before I start vabbing
Jordan by Jordanqueefs July 10, 2022
A ‘Jordan’ is a male who seems friendly but is very slow/ stupid. It’s a male who is comfortable speaking to women but struggles to get any action as women can’t see past his friendly but dumb.
Ahh man you’re such a Jordan, you’re so slow
Jordan by Stevesidwell1111 July 25, 2022
The love of my life. She's always there for me when I need her, or when I need to feel loved or cared for. She makes me feel safe whenever she holds me. She knows how to put a smile on my face whenever I need it. I always show her off to everyone and am proud and happy to say she is mine. I don't know what I would do without her. I would be nothing without her. No one has ever made me feel like this. No one has ever made me think of having a future with someone like she does. No matter how many arguments, fights, or anything bad we go through, I will never leave her or not love her. Shes my entire world. Shes always on my mind, I'm always thinking about her and our future together. I cherish our relationship more than anything in this entire world. i could have never imagined even having a girlfriend and her being the one. because she is the one. shes the one i want to spend the rest of my life with and marry. i cant wait for our wedding day and seeing how happy she is. And when i read my vows out loud to everyone, they'll see how much I love her and being with her. i love my jordan.
i love Jordan, she so damn sexy. like lemme get a piece of that mamacita
jordan by bigittybish6969 July 25, 2022
The gayest Richmond FC fag you'll ever meet. Man mispronounces words like three and thrust by saying "free" and "frust". He is also very competitive and likes bullying Syrus a lot.
Jordan is a Richmond dud
Jordan by KocsisTheWestCoastFag July 26, 2022
An annoying, misbehaving person who constantly interrupts meetings and conversations.
"The guy was such a Jordan"
Jordan by Rocketerium July 27, 2022
Big bankroll ass nigga hoes love em to dat but he always kno how to trick a bit don’t think he jus kno dumb ah nigga he send tae to send a blitz quick 4L type Shi
Damn shawt is dat Jordan he finna come take my hoe Omg