January 29th

One if the best penguin loving moms was born today.

The best mom on planet Earth was born today January 29th.

by haple January 27, 2020

January 24

january 24, 2021 is today, a sunday we are all just laying on our beds relaxing because the next day is a monday

today is january 24

by kageyamas wife January 24, 2021

January 9

when jungkook declared jkday.
beacuse of his birthday but backwards.
so its official its jkday!!

09-01 ➡️ 01-09
u get it jkday January 9??

by jk_bunny January 9, 2020

January 17

Kristin's birthday and u are a baddie

Izzy: Who's birthday is it?

Kris: it's mine January 17
Izzy: oh HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU IS A BAD BIHHHH

by Mr. Sadboy October 26, 2019

January 20

National kick tall people day. Hate being short? Well today you have the right to kick anybody taller than you and they can’t kick you back. This is one of the greatest days in existence.

Me: Lol it is January 20, national kick a tall person day this is stupid
My 5’0 friend: Today is your last day alive

by Motherfukmydonkeypls January 18, 2021

January 24th

Punch a Max day. We all know one. We all wanna punch one.

Leilani: yoooo it's january 24th tomorrow!
Everyone: ayy let's go hu maxxx
Max: ayyy

by 16rosel January 23, 2020

January 17

national give your guy friend sloppy toppy day

on this day you must give a guy friend the sloppiest blowjob possible if he asks

Chad: "hey Emily, its January 17, you know what that means."

Emily: "fine pull down your pants"

by b1gdickb33 January 16, 2021