january fever 

spending all of january doing new years revoulutions that usually only last the length of january

he has a bad case of january fever hes going to the gym everyday

january fever by blondedrone January 21, 2011

January pants 

The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.

Thank god for post-holiday sales - it makes buying January pants so much less expensive!!

January pants by The punster January 16, 2015

January 10th 

This is the day of the furious bravehearted blue eyed gnomes.

Karen: Hey
Marie: Hey
Karen: Are you a furious bravehearted blue eyed gnome?
Marie: Yo bet I am.

January 10th

January 10th by MustacheMustacho October 22, 2019

January 1st 

On New Years 12:00am stand on your car and scream “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!”

Hey it’s 1 more minute till 12:00amJanuary 1st! Guess what that means........*climbs truck**...... “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!”

January 1st by hersheys October 30, 2019

January 5th 

This day is for people who get dodged on there birthday.

Guy: we hanging for my birthday

Girl: It’s January 5th right

Guy: ya

Girl: Nah

January 5th by Blake Dunn October 30, 2019

January 10 

On Mickey Mouse day you have to wear something with Mickey Mouse on it

Person#1:Hey tomorrow is January 10!
Person#2: so?
Person #1 so you have to wear something with Mikey mouse on it!

January 10 by Booooooooooji November 11, 2019

January 1st 

When a bunch of dumb asses post New Year New Me and go to the gym for like 2 days and give up because they are gay ass hoes

girl: NEW YEAR NEW ME STARTING JANUARY 1ST
guy at the gym on January 3rd: THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR, sees her at the ice cream store and asks her why she only went for 2 days

January 1st by gtgbbgrs December 22, 2019