Jordan 

The country in Asia that is often mistaken for the shoes.

Girl: Where are you from?
Arab: Jordan
Girl: LOLOLOL YOU WERE BORN OUT OF A SHOE LOLOLLOLOLL XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Arab: stfu

Jordan by A really big weirdo September 12, 2022

Jordan 

A person with a very kind personality, but can definitely take you in a fight. Jordans are usually madly in love with Millie Bobby Brown and will not hesitate to kill you if you talk badly about her. Jordan loves Millie, but will never talk about her in an inappropriate manner.

Whose phone is this with Millie as the wallpaper?
It’s DEFINITELY Jordan’s!

Jordan by BrettAndButter September 18, 2022

Jordan 

A very normal human being that is named jordan can either be a girl or a boy but if its a boy stay away from him he's most likely weird and dyslexic.

Person 1:Wanna meet Jordan he's some guy i just met

Person 2: no...

Jordan by Mayo_nice September 18, 2022

jordan 

jordan is the nicest person you will ever meet and he is also hot

omg you know jordan? yeah he is my bff

jordan by kvhzjv September 19, 2022

Jordan 

That Nigga just a bitch, he’s ugly af and looks all quemado and shit. Fucking burnt ass tortilla. I just know his room smells like ass

Ew it’s that ugly ass Nigga Jordan and his dad who sucks in seeds.

Jordan by Yesniggaitstrue September 20, 2022

JORDAN 

A jordan is a prepubescant boy who was born when his father cummed into the toilet and he evolved out of a sewer drain. From the chemicals in the sewer it has turned the jordans skin fully white like a piece of paper. Jordans facial expression lacks emotion, this is because he has no soul and the only thing he is attracted too are that of a species called ethans. Ethans and jordans are destine to fall in love in one life or another, and parttake in gay sexual intercourse to create what is known as a mason or a max. Jordan speaks in a high pitch lgbtq toned voice.

Brooo i me and my holmie got so horny last night w just started jordanning.

I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.

Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.

JORDAN by Dickslaya685 September 28, 2022

Jordan 

Jordan is a sexy beast and absolute legend with a massive penis. He is so well known for his massive penis in fact, that everyone wants to get it in their mouth. Everyday, thousands of boys and girls alike, across the globe scream “JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!” And then tragically die because they couldn’t handle the wrath of Jordan’s penis. Jordans fall in love with Neds around the age of 13. They will then proceed to create thousands of baby Jordans and Neds every day.

“JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH, THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!”

Jordan by Idk12534 October 3, 2022