unlucky night

A night in which a guy or chick is looking to hook up but the opportunity doesn't present itself, for one reason or another.
I was dying to hook up last night, and tried all the usual places but nobody decent was available. What an unlucky night.
by brownwings May 02, 2011
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night wood

Samantha: *enters the room*

Me: damn I gotta hide this night wood
by diabettt April 28, 2021
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mommy night

A period of time when a mother gets set free of the mother title and duties. A period time where she can not be forced to change diapers, bathe, feed, put child to sleep, get another drink of water, scare away monsters, or anything else that follows the call of 'Mom...?!?' She is free to leave the home and do whatever is pleasing and stress relieving as the aforementioned 'Mother' perceives.
The mom went out for her monthly mommy night with her friends. Leaving her child/children at home with their father/caregiver
by tarajco4 May 10, 2014
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night agent

*Telephone rings*hey chicken farm house

*Night Agent* yes sir police are on there way
chicken farm house is *code* for the Night Agent
by sombodycrazy April 17, 2023
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night Depression

When you have depression only during the night and when you’re alone
by Hahahahasksk July 13, 2018
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Night Beach

Going to the beach at night to more than likely have sex with a person of the opposite sex.
Lloyd: "Im Going to Night Beach"

Leon: "congrats your about to get laid"
by Clean Blind Blunt July 25, 2018
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Lasht Night

(Adjective) The action of "banging" your mother at a previously described date, prior to when the word is utilized in a formal or informal context.

2) Refers to the night during which someone has fucked "Yo Mama" in a "hard" manner.
The cum was all over the place after I fucked yo mama lasht night
by The Dictionary of Oxford maybe January 12, 2022
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