the human dildo

A person who's level of bitch ass-ness is astronomical and who's hair resembles a dick

He looks like the human dildo

by thehumandildo November 25, 2014

X-HUMANATION

X-Homo-Nation

Simply Homosexual

<akcom> and you suck cock
<akcom> etc
<X-HUMANATION> only yours

by GayLover December 1, 2003

Human Darlek

A hybrid between human and darlek created so the darlek race from the show Dr Who can survive.

Dalek Sec used himself as a lab rat in the final experiment and was turned into a human darlek.

by Finnerty October 10, 2009

Human Suitcase

If you want a great Valentine's Day, you don't even need to leave the house; just give the person you love a romantic Valentine's Day gift, like Human Suitcases.

A "Human Suitcase" is that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.

by Stefon, City Correspondent March 30, 2011

Human Bidet

When someone spits saliva or urine into another persons butthole.

Make sure you use the human bidet after you take a dump.

by BeBuc May 25, 2011

Human Gorilla

Someone who looks like a gorilla. Most likely someone named 'Darky' 'Cassandra' 'Cassie' or 'Tiffany'. Has to be black, with a big nose. Usually sleeps around with random E-guys. Has a white, semi-attractive boyfriend who looks too good for her, but after all anyone is too good for her. Human Gorillas usually have a past of faking popular internet Caucasian or Asian famous people because of self-consciousness.

Non-Human Gorilla:,"Oh my god, she's a Human gorilla."
Human Gorilla: ,"NO!!! DON'T TALK ABOUT ME."

by SDOL1501betch May 10, 2010

Human Donut

A person who's head is so far up their own ass that they become donut shaped.

"Dude, David is so annoying. He just finished reading The Stranger and now he won't shut up about how life is meaningless. The worst part is he talks about this bullshit like he invented it."

"Yeah man, he's becoming a human donut."

by Atom Smasher August 6, 2014